tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

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hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

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does everyone remember when kevin rudd said “fair shake of the sauce bottle mate”? because i do and it’s still funny

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paleacidkids:

Perhaps.

sluttyoliveoil:

I LOVE NOT WEARING MAKEUP BC I CAN JUST RUB MY EYES AND NOTHING HAPPENS

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gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

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